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njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

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ddowney:

marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean

that’s stone and someone made it look transparent

do you see that fabric?

do you see that fluffy pillow?

do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?

no you do not because that’s all fucking marble

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vmvzxn:

a-n-g-e-l-d-e-l-i-g-h-t:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

mind blown

shit.

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death-by-lulz:

backinblood:

best moment on The Big Bang Theory ever.

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jimb0slyf3:

This should be a top news story.

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#GoodTimes

the-absolute-best-gifs:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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krispykareem:

thedreamgirldiaries:

But I wipe my own ass!

What happened to this kid? Hilarious movie!

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